Death/burial locations Noteworthy locations Victoria Cross graves
Glum Woman Wearing Purple Scarf	Oh, To Be Left Alone
Lovers In Long Grass	Child With Box On Head
Seagull With Sausage	Cows Investigating Tent
Stained Hotel Bed	Businessman With Great Dane
Sunset Over Venice	Toilet Paper Hanging From Woman's Dress
Wind Turbines At Cornholme	Tower Blocks At Night
A Slice Of Pizza	I Should Have Put A Cork In It
Vicar and Woman Holding Hands	Thick-Thighed Lady Stood By Car
Owl Flying In Daylight	Don't Accept Drinks From Men Or You'll Wake Up Bleeding
Trafalgar Square In The Evening	Woman With Head Down Grid
The Bride Stones at Todmorden	Stag Below Watchtower at Lyme Park
Stag at Lyme Park	Blackbird on Greenhouse
Adolf	Woman With Prada Handbag Scratching Bottom
Boot's Folly in Early Autumn	Coastal Drive
Dog Making Its Mark	A Murderous Afternoon
Secretive Man Eating Kitkat	Beaten Man In Toilet Cubicle
Dung Beetle	North Bay at Scarborough
Fouettes and Pirouettes	Evening Traffic
Dobbie Lying On Shed Roof	Boots Folly
Going Out	Chatter Natter Flatter
A Couple Of Cupcakes	Drunk Man Holding Onto Post
Is That Jesus?	A Slice Of Chocolate Cake
Moon Over Suburbia	Old Woman With Axe
Crashing Waves	Boat Race
Pug	Man Up Ladder Without Underpants
Neopolitan Ice Cream Cake	Scarlet Stilettos
Black Teardrop	Two Fried Eggs In A Pan
Nightingale Singing	FAB Lolly
Sunrise At Scarborough	My Wife, The Only Thing I Got Right
No Room For Flowers	Unfussy Pussy
Gaddings Dam in Winter	More Buildings At Canary Wharf
Bees and Azaleas	March Violets
Cayton Bay	Beef Stew Suits You!
Knickerbocker Glory	Strawberry Milkshake
Robin At Stoodley Pike	Belle Drinking From Toilet
Glum Woman Wearing Purple Scarf	Cat Watching Cigarette Smoke
Skyscrapers Under Pink Sky	Cheeky Cow
Scarborough Lighthouse	Hay Bales At Staxton
Nuns With Hoops	Solitary Tree In Field, Lincolnshire
More Me, Vicar!	Brighter Later
Woman With Dress Trapped In Car Door	Watching The Tide Go Out
The Only Enemy Is Time	Lighthouse at Beachy Head (knife painting)
18	Rabbit With Ball
A Bit Of Battenberg	Man With Plunger
Drop Dead, Gorgeous	Bridge at Ladybower Dam
The Safe Blower	Kingfisher On Signpost
Neck	Easter Eggs In Amsterdam
Toe Talk	I Call Mine Fluffy
I Am By Your Side	The Arab at Harrods
Bad Hair Day	Abstract painting (copy)
The Erection Injection	Two Women In Blue Dresses Beating Up Man
Larkin’s Underpants	When I’m Close To You This Is All I Want To Do
Unimpressed Cow at Jodrell Bank	Woman Saving Kitten
Privacy, Peace, Paper - Perfect	Tramp Wearing Tie
Sunday Afternoon In The Park	Harvested Field, Humberside
Velvet Kisses and Heartbeat Misses	Kind Of Blue Without You
Interview, Tight Skirt, Job’s Mine, The Man’s a Berk	Man Chasing Piglet
Mum…	Toilet Talk
Lovers Looking Out	Spoon Jar Jar Spoon
Pigeon Resting On Fence	Belly Bashed, Face Mashed, Skin Gashed, Nose Slashed, Body Splashed
It Will Go Away If We Ignore It	I Love You So But Can’t Think Of Enough Ways To Let You Know
Champagne Makes Me Dance Then Lose My Pants	Penguin Checking Egg
Thanks For The New Knockers, Doctor Blockers!	Tomato Skins Don’t Agree With Me
Cherry Lips Plump And Proud, Only Kissing Allowed	Over You My Eyes Fell, I Felt My Heart Lift and Swell
Tears For Mr Ploppy	For The Love Of Books
Danger Unexploded Underpants	Cat Licking Paw
I Was Paid For The Kill	Think Pink Sink Wink Drink Clink Link
The Nosy Maid	Floating Through The Final Curtain
Happy Birthday To Me	I Think You’d Better Go Home, Twinkle Toes
Mother Putting Son To Bed	Tiny Dancer
Trapped Heel	The Night Visitor
Narrow Boat With Red Door	Bruised Plums
Woman Stuck On Fence	Nothing Interrupts My Cigarette
Twinkling Twirling Teasing Tassels	Gondola At Bridge
She Married Him To Stop Him Getting Away, Now He’s There All Day	Round Lump Feasting On Round Rump
Maid Striking Gong	Woman Running Away From Rat Dropping Hamburger
Sorry Madam, I Didn’t See Hairy Thing..I Mean Anything	You Don’t Look At Me Like That Anymore
Emotion Overspill	Reading In Bed
Not a Chance – Not a Chance!	This World Is Not For The Innocent
The Priest and the Prostitute	Cases
Crying Woman In A Paris Hotel Room	A Wall to Steady Myself
Can I Walk You Home?	I’m Kissing You Goodbye
A is for Apple, B is for Basques, Basques are for Ripping Off	Pink Ball, Centre Pocket
Will You Strip For Me?	First Date Nerves, Dressed In Curves
I Need You Tonight	In Your Dreams, Dick Head
Big Thrills, Heart Fills, Blood Spills, Love Kills	Adoration
There’s Nothing Left To Say	Black Eye On My Wedding Day
The Houses Of Parliament	I’m Pregnant!
All Nighter at the Astoria	Don’t Be Shy
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The First Flame Of Attraction	Impressive Jugs
How Could You!	Even Jesus Hates Sprouts
Room Service, Can I Order An Undertaker, My Husband is Dead.	Escape From Death
The Butterfly	The Frasier Crane Painting
Coffee Two Sugars, Please	Blackpool Tower Tall and Proud
Looking For Crabs	Goodbye Darling
Spitfire Memories	The Night Café (Van Gogh copy)
Man On A Bench	Isabella
Steaming Through The Valley	Nina Pretty Ballerina
The Vicar Knicker Nicker	Mum I Thought You Were At Bible Class!
Coffee and a Cigarette	Liquorice Allsorts Overdose
Slipping Away	Two Drunks In The Road
The Scream (copy)	The Face At The Door
Ttrouble In The Trenches (pencil)	The Beach At Trouville (Monet copy)
Toilet Door Sign	Hollyoaks Heat
Scarborough – South Bay	Table For One, Conversation With None, Now You’re Gone
I Want Candy Floss	House On Hill At Todmorden
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