While on
holiday in Scarborough I drove over purple-heather-smothered moors to Grosmont village in the Esk
Valley. I passed a parked van brandishing a company name and logo. They
proclaimed they were "Nursing and Incontinence" specialists. I would
have liked a chat with the driver. I have never met a person who specialises in
incontinence.
Onward down to Grosmont village. I had never been
here before but had read the actor Ian Carmichael had lived at The Old Priory
for thirty years. As a lover of audio books I had walked over countryside
beaches with this man’s voice in both ears. He’d been born not far away in Hull
and had a long successful life as an actor. Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry will
always be Jeeves and Wooster to me but for years Ian had played a seminal,
convincing Bertie Wooster. He had only died in recent years at the house I set
out to find.
I parked up and walked down into a pretty village at the bottom of a hill.
Quaint fluff n stuff - village shop, church, butchers, art gallery, cafes, tea
shops. The train station dominated the place, especially as a steam train, the
Sir Nigel Gresley, had arrived (Nigel Gresley was the Uks most famous
steam locomotive engineer.)
A few people were taking photos but nobody was in the engine so I stood on the
footplate, pushed my head in and asked if I could please have a little look.
Three men looked on as one shovelled coals into the firebox. I’d always
imagined steam train drivers to be old, soot-covered and sweating. The four men
were probably in their thirties, clean and the man shovelling coal was the only
one sweating. They were used to sad geeks looking wide-eyed at multitudinous
pipes snaking off everywhere. I avoided asking if I could pull the hooter.
The train gave one almighty sigh casting out clouds of steam then chugged away
under a whir of camera clicks and waves from kids (including myself.)
I looked around the local cemetery for the grave of Ian Carmichael but found
nothing. time to look for The Old Priory. From the
bottom of the valley I spied two old-looking buildings but they turned out to
be old manor buildings. Everyone here seemed to be on holiday, no locals to
pound with questions. They might be protective of the famous actor.
Slightly disheartened I spotted an ancient lady tending her garden. From her
gate I asked if she could tell me where The Old Priory stood?
"You’re selling wood?" she replied with a pained expression and open
mouth. A bit deaf.
"I’m looking for the Old Priory house; it is close?"
"You want to borrow my garden hose?" Deafer than I thought.
I risked bad manners and went up her path so I could stand near her ears. This
old lass was a bucket of good luck for me.
Disheartened turned to heartened when she said she
used to run a farm where the original priory had stood. Over the years she
realised the corn did not grow in certain places. She worked out the priory’s
foundations lay under this unyielding soil. She said Ian Carmichael had died at
the new manor house where part of the ruins still exist, also that his widow
(the novelist Kate Fenton) still resided there.
I set off to seek it out knowing only local knowledge could have led me up a
certain country road. I parked up at the end of the drive of a lovely house and
ate a peanut butter sandwich wondering what to do next. Ducks were jumping in
and out of a pond and nosy geese trotted over when I started throwing crusts.
I walked round the surrounding fields getting a good view of the house. I knew
Ian Carmichael as a regular (Mr Middleditch) in the
television series The Royal filmed half an hour away in Scarborough. I got down
to the train tracks that ran by the house but, in the end, I just walked up the
drive an took a closer photo.
I sat in the car and had a coffee and cold toast then decided I would go and
knock on the door and, thinking on my feet, would probably say I was from
Manchester University and could I please have a look at the original parts of
the Old Prior. However there was no answer despite three expensive cars round
the back and a lit table lamp. Oh well, never mind. Served me right for being
so blooming nosy.
Having a coffee
behind heading down into Grosmont