Here I am off a main street in Farnworth, Bolton at St
Gregory's Social Club where both Series One and Two of television series Phoenix Nights were filmed. It was
closed up that sunny Sunday afternoon though there was a social club nearby
which was open and busy. A couple of sad loser dudes stood outside watching me
take photos and some could have appeared in the series. After all humour is
mostly about losers, failure or people being stuck in the wrong profession.
The series
were first transmitted in 2001 and 2002 and I can remember them well, both
written by Neil Fitzmaurice, Peter Kay and Dave Spikey. There’d never be a
southern version of Phoenix Nights as its Northern. Southern (especially
cockney humour) is sharp "Flash Harry type" stuff where northern
humour has a lugubrious, bleak, fatal, thwarted flavour about it, pitted with telling
silences, dryness, skiving, beer, deadpan melancholy, and mothers-in-laws. Can
you imagine Ben Elton writing a southern version of Phoenix Nights?
Phoenix Nights
orbits the wheelchair user Brian Potter (played by Peter Kay) who fights life’s
losing streaks. His first two clubs failed - The Aquarius flooded and The
Neptune burned down and he tries his best to make The Phoenix Club more popular
than the big rival The Banana Grove. The humour buzzes around a gallery of
characters for whom most things seem to go wrong. The games room called the
"Jocky Wilson Suite" sums up the ambience
of the place.
Peter
Kay says a third series has been written but is too busy to film it. Would it
be as brill? Sometimes too much time passes for something to retain its initial
magic but I’d love to see another series.
The club is on the left…
…and on the right…
Around the back…
Round the back…