I’ve
looked after my friend’s dog called Belle a couple of times. On six daily walks
I try to wear her out but Collie’s seem have an extra battery and don’t tire
easily. At night she slept on the end of my bed. I put a dish of water on the
landing so she didn't have to venture downstairs for a drink through the night.
I found that she passed the clean water and drank from the toilet. Being a little
weird I fancied this scene may make an oil painting and here it is.
I first started this about a year ago
and put it in my "Pending" pile in the spare bedroom. By the time I
found it again a layer of dust had formed on it. I wiped the canvas down and
thought I'd better finish it. Anyone can start something can't they but
finishing is another thing isn't it? I put a programme on television about
Tyson Fury, got out some brushes and cracked on with it. It went well, wasn't tricky
(as the low quality tells) and the easiest bit was painting in the collar. I painted
the back legs too long and had to shorten them a little.
I've looked after a few dogs and have
learnt to wedge open the bathroom door as no matter how bright dogs are they're
unable to get a paw on the door and pull it open (cats do.) One dog likes
licking water off the shower cubicle, one snores sloppily, one thinks my willy is a chew toy, one does trumps so rancid my Action
Man cries.
You could buy this painting and give
it to your estate manager to hang in the kennels. It can be yours for £22,846
including postage. I can mail it off tomorrow after I've taken my mammoth
neighbour Mr Bleese to the doctors to have his dry
crevice greased.
Toilets feature in daily life yet but not in art so I've done a few
paintings featuring them. The links are here:-
Man With Plunger
http://johnhalley.uk/Man%20with%20plunger.htm
Privacy Peace
Paper - Perfect http://johnhalley.uk/Peace%20Privacy%20Paper%20Pooh%20-%20Perfect.htm
Toilet Talk http://johnhalley.uk/Toilet%20Talk.htm
Tears
For Mr Ploppy http://johnhalley.uk/Tears%20For%20Mr%20Ploppy.htm