A friend mentioned that I only paint women so I thought I
would paint a man - a young lad on a night out in his dad’s tuxedo at a
lap-dancing club.
I
painted his mouth open in surprise then I found myself putting a cigarette
falling out of his lips. He looked more shocked than surprised. I thought, What
can he be shocked about? I was just going to paint a bra with gigantic cups and
called the painting, "Double D-Cup Doreen" but the poor lad looks so
shocked it had to be something more than that. So, as I like to shock my
sister, I thought I’d make the dancer became his mum.
My
sister didn’t disappoint me. I went round for tea last night and showed her the
painting. Predictably she said, "Eeeww - its
just weird. Who would want that? Its disgusting!" I said, "Its dry in
places, you can touch it if you like," but she just said did not want
anything to do with it. Yes, I think I will give it her at Christmas. I’m sure
she will put it on the wall over her mantle piece.
I
knew there would be only one go at painting the smoke rising up from the
cigarette. If I got it wrong I would probably have to paint the lad’s face
again. I had done most of this painting sitting down but in order to get the
smoke right I stood up and put the canvas on a proper easel and get out a new
brush. I just did it in one go. I know that you almost have to not think about
these things and just do it. Thankfully it came out okay. I’m not sure what the
mother would be most shocked by - her 16-year old boy using a lap dancing club
or her catching him smoking (and Malborough Lights -
they’re about £6.50 a packet - that’s a whole week’s of pay from his newspaper
round.)