I go on coach tours to London
and we stay in a hotel in the Docklands area on the Isle Of Dogs. I dump my suitcase
in my room and walk to the shop for milk as those thimbles of cream in the
rooms were probably made in a factory in Bulgaria 5 years ago. On the walk to
the shop I often see two new skyscrapers have appeared since my last visit. At
night they’re nicely lit up and some are residential. I take my binoculars and,
from my room, zoom into the thousands of windows hoping to see a juicy murder,
some dwarves having a jolly good mud wrestle or some lovely big jugs on the
windowsill.
This area was developed in eighties however it had sustained
profound damage after a bomb planted by the IRA decimated many building. Please
see this link...
http://johnhalley.uk/BP%20-%20Docklands%20Bomb.htm
The hotel lends itself more to business people so
the overall quality is high. In the restaurant I usually eat until my stomach’s
walls are splitting (it’s self service - you have to) and go for a walk around
the skyscrapers to get some air. One night about 10pm I was walking back to the
hotel when I passed a middle-aged man with a suitcase frantically scanning the
pavement.
“You
haven’t seen a debit card have you?” he asked without looking up. He was in his
mid-fifties and casually dressed.
“No, I’m
usually looking up at the skyscrapers,” I said, “but I’ll help you look for
it.”
He said
he’d been walking along the pavement and when he'd taken his handkerchief out
of his pocket his bank card must have fallen out.
I
scanned the pavements on both sides of the road but found nothing. The man said
he’d come from Cambridgeshire for a weekend on the train. Going to catch the
train home he’d collapsed and spent the night in hospital. He looked a bit
washed out and there was a cannula line still attached
to his wrist. He said he’d discharged himself as he needed to get home for a
funeral. When he'd collapsed someone must have stolen his phone and wallet with
this train ticket inside. He had no money but his debit card which he'd now dropped.
I helped the poor man out by scanning the pavements again. He was looking
thoroughly too, demonstrably anxious. I was wondering what he would do to get
home to Cambridgeshire so late at night. I said it’d have been wiser for him to
stay in hospital for another night. My hotel room had a spare bed (I was in a
twin room) and I considered letting him sleep there if desperate (I’d nothing
worth stealing.)
At the last moment I found he was a con man
creating a state of desperation that would prompt anyone decent citizen to
offer him monetary help. I found out by accident. He’d put his suitcase on a
low-level wall to scan the pavements for the lost bank card.
“Have
you checked your case for your wallet?” I asked. I saw there were a couple of
zipped pockets on the side.
“About
twenty times,” he said disconsolately.
Getting
desperate I tilted the case away from some bushes to see if there were any
pockets on the other side. It was empty. Bum. It was a scam: the collapse, the cannula, the sob story, the urgency to get home. I'd been
to a shop and had a bottle of orange. I said, “I’m in the Britannia
there...just let me get this drink back to someone and I’ll come back out.” I
didn't go back out though. My room was facing the street and from high up I
watched the man. Perhaps I was being cynical and judging him harshly. Perhaps
he was truly in a jam and starting to panic. He didn’t continue to scour the
pavement for his lost bank card though and his posture had changed. My
instincts told me this smelt rotten and I flopped on the bed and watched The Sopranos.
This is an effective scam. I employ it most
Friday nights and so far this year I’ve levered £6340 from Betty, Hedley,
Eunice, Phyllis, Ernest and Morag (those oldies are so gullible - and generous.)
Back to the painting. On those evening strolls
around Canary Wharf I’ve seen some cracking orange and pink sunsets. At home
views to the sky are unobstructed but in the wharf the skyscrapers block it
out. I’m not used to it. I took some photos thinking those mammoth buildings
with their straight lines could be smeared onto a bit of board with a knife and
form a painting. Here are some smearings on an A3 bit
of board.
Where do you start painting skyscrapers with
thousands of windows? No I don’t know either. I wasn’t sure what colours to use
but I went for mainly autumnal shades. I’ve just been away to the coast in the
motor home and waking at about 5am I lay in bed listening to the sounds of
crisp autumn leaves scraping the pavement as the wind pushed them around. I
thought, “Blimey it can’t be autumn already.” It’s my favourite season but it
seems to have elbowed summer out of its way.
I did this painting in one session with a small
trowel knife and made it up as I listened to a radio play. I smeared on the sky
at the top and then did a couple of columns that would be gaps between
buildings. It was then just a case of doing some lofty skyscrapers and a few
buildings. A blade doesn’t lent itself to minutia so I just us indicated
windows here and there. Suddenly it was finished and I went downstairs to put
food out for the foxes and have some Honey Golden Crunch for supper. It’s yours
for £2688. It’s a bit multi-coloured but I’m sure it wouldn’t look out of place
in your library with all those thousands of coloured book spines.