I'm not sure where the idea for this came from but when I
was about eight years old I was at a friend's house. We were playing with our
toys on the landing (canít mention names here.) The boy knocked on the door of
the bathroom. Without any hesitation his mum opened the door about two feet
wearing nothing but bath water. I was a bit naive and just thought women had
two bums - a main one used to sit on bus seats and a small spare one at the
front where combs and loose change could be stored (was very naive - only
thought men and women could marry if the man was older/taller, didnít know
spaghetti came from anything other than a tin, thought you couldn't die before
age 75, thought it was illegal to eat an After Eight mint before 8pm.)
mum, in her thirties at the time, said she would be finished soon and closed
the door. We must have returned to playing with our Starsky
and Hutch/Evel Knievel toys
on the landing. I just thought his mum must have been doing some painting in
the bathroom as I was sure Iíd seen a sort of black hairy paintbrush thing half
way down her body.
Freudian Slip title came from watching Cheers box set. Cliff Clavan, one of the bar regulars who still lives under his
mothers rule and roof, defined a Freudian Slip as ďsaying one thing when you
So I thought the porter/concierge chap in this painting could fluff his
years Iíve painted with linseed oil but this one was done using refined peanut
oil. As I love peanut butter I dabbed some of this oil on my tongue.
Unfortunately it tastes like some fruit that fell down the back of the fridge
freezer a decade ago.