I drive my neighbour to regular
doctors and hospital appointments. We drove to a sprawling hospital for tests
on her heart to see if it was strong enough to withstand an operation. On a
recent visit we found every car park was full. With time running out I shoved
her in the foyer of the building and went to find a parking spot. I spotted one
building with a empty parking spaces outside it. My Smartcar
car is like a dodgem and in desperation I drove it round the side of a barrier
and parked up. I popped into the reception to ask if it was okay and it was.
After the appointment I returned to the car. With a bursting bladder I asked if
I could use a toilet and was sent down a corridor. I passed a couple holding
one another in silence and a woman leaning on a wall weeping. Oh dear. I had a
slash and passed the people again - had someone died? Was this building for
severely ill children? I was not sure. I thought I would paint the woman leaning
on the wall.
I drew this out and did the usual blocking in
with acrylic paint to tell me what colours I might use. I pasted on a background
like 1970's wallpaper and put a simple black frock on the woman. This was done
loosely and without attention to detail. Normally at this point I would repaint
in oils but this sort of half-finished blurry look seem to ping with me. If I
got the oil paints out I might be in danger of over-painting so I decided to
stop. This bare grainy look seemed to fit the theme of the painting.
Oddly I painted the woman's arms red and realised
she looked like she'd plunged them into a deep fat fryer. Hastily I re-did
them. A dab of black paint gave her a perm hair style. I'm not sure how the
horizontal line got there (you can see it sticking out.) I must have used some
tape on the canvas to get the lines straight and left it on. Oh well, no need
to fret - it's only going to sit in the attic for the rest of its life.
I didn't sharpen things up in the end and
concluded the blurry fuzzy look seemed bearable and suited the downbeat topic.
Perhaps if you know a miserable person you could buy it for them and say,
"This painting reminds me of you - it so gloomy and pessimistic."
Will £42,000 be okay with you? I was sending a £42 donation to Cheek Flapper (a
charity that helps chronically flatulent people) but someone some 000's got
added on.





