I found Pat along the far back wall of this graveyard in
Crosby. Here lies the bold, brassy, fruity, outspoken, larger-than-life “Elsie
Tanner”, one of Coronations Street’s
original cast members and one television's first sex symbols. The only reason I
can remember seeing her is her fiery red hair and they way she used to adjust
her bra strap quite regularly. I’m sure this was acting rather than a series of
ill-fitting bras.
When Pat was
sixteen her dad was involved in a car accident and when things went to court it
emerged he was still married to his first wife. This punctured Pat’s sense of
security, things were never as good, normal family life was over and her mother
later re-married. As a girl she wanted to be an actress so while working as a
filing clerk in Manchester she started performing in amateur dramatics in her
spare time. At some time she changed her surname to Phoenix after the
mythological bird that rose from the ashes. She slogged away for years in
various acting roles and as a writer for the comedian Harry Worth. She appeared
in the 1963 The L-Shaped Room but parts were hard to find. She had almost given
up on success when, up against 5000 others, she was cast as Elsie Tanner, the
rum divorcee who lived at No. 11 Coronation Street.
Life was rum
outside television. She married an actor but it only lasted for one year - then
her Coronation Street co-star Alan Browning. This didn’t last long either as he
was an alcoholic and died from liver failure
She was in the
soap opera for 24 years often leaving temporarily to find other acting roles
then left for good in January 1984. Perhaps she didn’t have to work as she
owned a village pub, the Navigation Inn, in Buxworth, in the Peak District. She
set up home with the actor Tony Booth (who now lives near me in Todmorden)
becoming the mother-in-law to the then-unknown Tony Blair (good job - she was a
staunch supporter of the Labour Party.)
She was a
heavy smoker (60/day habit) and collapsed at home in 1986 with lung cancer.
Ironically that year she played a woman dying of cancer in a television play Hidden Talents. She continued to work
and kept her illness from most people including Tony Booth. However in 1986
things worsened steeply and news leaked out that she had only weeks left to
live. She was a practising Roman Catholic and was given the Last Rites. On her
deathbed she married her partner died in her sleep eight days later. In keeping
with this fruity feisty lass the funeral was no morbid affair and included a
Dixieland jazz band.
I had parked around the back of
the church and was sat in the car having a coffee when a woman appeared. She
knocked on the car window and asked if the vicar was in. I hadn’t seen anyone.
She was about 60, Irish, black hair and some teeth missing. She looked like a
gypsy tarot/palm reader you’d see one the pier at Blackpool.
She said she’d come from Ireland off the ferry that morning to see her
brother but they’d had an argument and she had nowhere to go, needed a bed for
the night at the church. Yeah right, a likely story. At first she asked if I
could run her into Southport then if I had some money so she could get a bed
and breakfast for the night. When she asked my name she added it onto every
sentence:
“Could I say a prayer for you
tonight, John?”
“Have you ever been stuck in
a situation and asked God to find a good Samaritan for you , John?”
“I’ve just a few possessions
and not a place to lay my head tonight, John.”
I thought I’d make her work
for her £2. I couldn’t pretend I had nothing. Beside me on the passenger seat
were two Sat-Navs, two mobile phones, a pile of cash (never use wallets) and
bank cards. I heard the story of how she had fallen out with her brother when a
baby had been buried in a church plot that wasn’t Catholic, how she had avoid
taking sides in the family and be ousted, how he had told her “you’re dead in
my eyes from this day forward”, all that kind of thing.
When I handed her two pounds
she shook my hand with bearings gold rings, “Oh thank you. I will pray for you
tonight, John, and something good will happen to you tomorrow.”
I offered her a lift down
into the centre of Crosby but she refused, “You’ve done enough, John. May God
go with you even only you’ll let him.”
She was like a rent-a-cliche
Irish actress for an amateur production. Why she was walking around the back of
the church and was trying to find the priest (doubt it) I’ll never know. Please
look at the photos of her striding into the centre of town. If she found five
idiots like me to con £2 every hour from she could earn £10 per hour -
tax-free.